Hello Reception 27.02.21

Date: 26th Jan 2021 @ 10:52am

Hello Everyone

It was nice to see you all yesterday on our zoom call.  You all tried really hard with our bingo game, we hope you enjoyed playing it.

Thankyou for sending us all your work, we are enjoying looking through it all and love to see how hard you are working at home.

We have a joke for you today;

What wobbles in the sky?

A Jelly-copter laugh

Tell us your favourite joke by replying to this blog.  We look forward to reading them later.

Love Mrs Webster, Mrs Pillai and Mrs Rogerson

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PoppyRae Clark wrote:

What goes "Ha ha ha.....THUD!"?
A monster laughing his head off.

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Emily Wood wrote:

Why are fish so clever?
Because they live in schools 😃

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Oliver Fielding wrote:

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn’t peeling well.

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Isabella Hannabuss-Wrench wrote:

Good Morning Everyone,
I like jokes also...
What is the fastest vegetable in the world?
A runner bean
See you all later
Love Izzy x

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Oliver George McGhee wrote:

Good Morning everybody,
What kind of key opens a banana?
A MonKEY!
Oliver

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Robyn Waterfall wrote:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?............... A gummy bear!

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Catherine wrote:

This is my favourite joke:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Malcolm Shenton wrote:

My favourite joke is:
Why did the toilet roll go down down the hill... to get to the bottom.
Love Malcolm.

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Logan Atkinson wrote:

Hello FW, My favorite joke is: How do you know when an elephant has been in your fridge? There are footprints in the butter

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Annabelle Stanier wrote:

Knock Knock.
- Who's there?
Boo.
- Boo who?
There's no need to cry about it!

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Reception in school wrote:

We have had lots of fun in the classroom making up our own very interesting jokes. We liked Mrs Akker's joke which was:
What did the first tomato say to the second tomato when they were running?
Ketchup! :)
Mrs Knight's joke was:
Where does a fish keep it's money?
On the river bank. :)
We also liked Ava's joke which was:
What did the snowman say?
I smell carrots. :)

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Emily Bertram wrote:

Good morning everybody,
I love telling jokes and learning new ones. I made this joke up during the summer lock down. It goes
Q. 'Why was the blind upset?'
A. Because it was down.

I hope you liked it.

Emily x

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Jake stanier wrote:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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Millie Hallows wrote:

Hi everyone!
What does the ocean do when it sees its friends? It waves.
Love Millie

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Layla Guinane wrote:

My favourite joke is....

Where do cows like to go on a Friday night?
To the moo-vies!

Love Layla

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Francesca wrote:

This is my favourite joke ...

Knock Knock:
Who's there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you :-)

From Francesca

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Erin Barnes wrote:

What did the biscuit say when his friend got run over?

Oh Crumbs!

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Albie wrote:

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny 😆

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jessica williams wrote:

my favourite joke is
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!

love Jessica

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Leo wrote:

Hi Everyone,

My favourite joke is:
What do elves learn at school?
The elf-abet

Leo

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