Date: 2nd Feb 2021 @ 4:29pm
Hello Everyone
We hope you are all well, thankyou for all the work you sent us yesterday. You have all worked very hard again!
Last week we loved reading your jokes so we have another one for you....
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hello bud 
Please send us another joke to brighten our day!
See you all later
Love Mrs Webster, Mrs Rogerson and Mrs Pillai
erin rose barnes wrote:
Morning everyone,
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed
Love from Erin
jessica williams wrote:
knock knock
who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who
No silly, Cows go moo
:) love from Jessica
Emily Wood wrote:
Why did the kid throw his clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly! Xx
Oliver Fielding wrote:
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo! 💩
Isabella Hannabuss-Wrench wrote:
Good Morning Everyone,
Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because their students were so bright!
What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrr-ple!
Hope this brightens up everyone's day
See you all later,
Izzy x
Alexandra Morris wrote:
What wobbles and flies through the air?
A Jellycopter!!
Theo Slaven wrote:
Hi
Why haven't aliens visited are solar system?
The reviews say only one star.
See you later x
Malcolm Shenton wrote:
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Love Malcolm
Lily Prime wrote:
Why did the cow jump in the boot?
Because it wanted to go to holiday. (Think we need to work on Lily's jokes!)
Annabelle Stanier wrote:
Why does the seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a Baygull :)
Oliver George McGhee wrote:
Hello Everyone
Where do cows go on a Friday night?
To the moooooo-vies!
Love Oliver
Mila Mitchell wrote:
Morning,
My favourite joke is:
Knock knock
whos there
hatch
hatch who?
bless you
love Mila xxxxxxxxxx
Millie Hallows wrote:
What happens when an elephant needs rescuing?
He says baa baa elephant
Ronnie moyle wrote:
Where do the polar bears keep there money?
In a snow bank 😂😂😂
Emily Bertram wrote:
Why did the ribbon not cross the road?
Because it got itself in a knot! :-D
Logan Atkinson wrote:
Good morning,
Whats green, has 4 legs and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?
A Snooker Table
I am looking forward to the story of the ugly duckling
Layla Guinane wrote:
Hi everyone.
What's a toads favourite drink?
Croak-a-cola
Love Layla
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